'Allo 'Allo - just who is Steve Wright?
My thanks to getimoff who posted a comment with a link to the Daily Mail website showing photos of Fat Boy clambering out of his car.
I was looking through these when it struck me – Steve Wright is in fact someone else. Look closely an you’ll see he is Gordon Kaye!
Think about it, have you ever seen the two together?

WA
www.ihatestevewright.com
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The tosser decided to start his show (5.10.09) with the cheery news that the clocks go back soon. I'm sure that we all need that much notice. Does this mean he will keep depressing us until the due date? People who get SAD, the elderly and people who enjoy and work outdoors will all, I'm sure, welcome the reminder...... NOT.
Why do you spend soooo much time listening?
Just maybe you like it.
You know every detail, but with so many radio choices, you can't be compelled to listen.
Unless....you're just a sicko stalker phreek.
My Dear Man
What a total Tosser you are........
Get a life.
So if you dont like Steve.....Listen to another Radio Station.
You are a very Sad Person :(
We should send in "The old Woman" to kick your Arse.
I recently worked in a factory fully of elderly women employees. I politely requested that we could listen to an alternative radio station in the mornings and this guff in the PM (or the other way round). No way - no compromise they said, so I had to endure Jimmy wogon, the god slot, some mind numbing interview midday and then fat boy wrighty,(an interesing "factiod" there are always fewer listeners at the end of a radio 2 program than the start due to the listener age group and human mortality). Thank god they made me redundant, it's XFM all day now - yippee.
The Guardian Online had an item on their 'Comment Is Free' area asking for opinions on the worst radio presenters/dj's. The usual suspects were there. Mostly the comments were aimed at the talent less Moyles and the likes of Jo Whiley. By far the most frequent and vicious were directed towards Wright. The incredulous tone of people that this git was still in employment was a common theme. I've only ever come across a couple of people that admit to liking the blokes’ show. They were wankers whose opinion was valueless.
In addition to my comment regarding the Guardian from 04/11/09. Steve Wright Fan :), fuck off you annoying twat. I don't know what has pissed me off more about you. The fact that you have named yourself 'Steve Wright Fan :)' is bad enough but your lack of understanding of how to use ellipsis correctly is also annoying.
I typed in Ihatestevewright into google and found your website. Unfortunately though I now know my passionate hatred for this man is mutual - it doesn't ease my pain as I thought it would. I never could really define "makes my skin crawl" until two days of listening to radio 2 in the afternoon. Him and his cronies - they're like like - absolute cunts. The worst kind of absolute cunts. Fuck man I hate that show
Good work bpgarrad. I echo your sentiments completely. Never has the use of the word 'cunt' been so appropriate than when describing Wright. In fact, if you look up cunt in the dictionary, there is a picture of that grinning twat.
CovBoy
Hi Steve I'm off to Berlin tomorrow what's the weather going to be like ...and the daft bastard goes through the German weather forcast for the next week or so Jeeeeez Grrrrr You have to have a screw loose to enjoy the 'Big Show' ... Hi Steve just thought I'd let you know I'm up a ladder in Telford painting my Bathroom window frame and I've got my bottom lip stuck to the cill love the show especially the factoids ... I enjoy my Hemeroids more ...less painful for a start.
When I was a kid and got above myself my mother would say "It's not BIG and it's not clever". In current usage I think that sums up the Steve Wright show.
Thank you Sir, for publishing this wonderful site. Unfortunately I have no choice but to listen to this arse, as the people I work with refuse to move the dial from Radio 2. I hate him. I hate that bloodly background music, I hate the way he say's 'Two Thousand nine'. I hate the singing along with records. I hate the sucking up to all the bloody guests he has on. Who pays for them? Although I seem to recall him getting mauled by Lou Reed. I hate him eating when he's on air and I hate his squeeling earphones and the fact some idiot pays him all that money. Piss off to America, where you'd obviously rather be, you Arse.
Love the show? Don't think so.
Thank you 'Anonymous December 01, 2009'
I'd given up on this site. Good to hear from other people that can't stand the prick. I feel your pain regarding workmates. I've been there.
Perhaps as an antidote to the alleged people that write in just to say 'love the show' people should start writing in to say 'Steve, you are a cunt and your show is a pile of wank' See if that makes Sunday Love Songs.
CovBoy
Ummmm, why are you still listening?
I think Jeremy Vine is a wet-blanket, so I don't listen to him....why do you listen to steve wright?? unless it is the only thing that you have to do is write this blog about him, suggest you should maybe go outside, go to HMV and buy some CDs to listen to between the hours of 2 and 5.
"Ummmm, why are you still listening?"
Because it's a bit of fun pointing a metaphoric sharp stick at the knob. He has a high profile slot on (arguably) the most listened to British radio station. It's not just that he's poor at his job. It's more that he's smarmy and stomach churning. As I've posted before. I've never spoken to anybody else that likes him. Yet he's still there.
Love the show.
hahahhaahahhahaha this blog made me laugh so much...
I just wanted to know what steve wright looked like and this site came up as a hit!
Now I can put a face to the most boring presenter in the world...
Bless you for creating this site. I too found you by typing 'I hate Steve Wright' into Google. (The only presenter that this works for by the way). Steve Wright - rhymes with steaming shite. It staggers me how any one can still listen to this vile, witless pillock, with his banile durge and the ability to say nothing of any substance for three hours. It's two thousand AND ten you cock. I have never known such a self congratulating, arrogant, deluded wanker in all my life, I can only listen long enough now for the jingle that says, 'Now playing everywhere!' Except here you Groucho Marx look-a-like. Tell us about the weather - again Steve. Yeah, probably time for yet another time check. Time you checked out sun shine. If the Oldies are allegedly non-stop, that means you shut the fuck up for 30 minutes! As for that man-hating lentil pusher and that other vacuous gobshite; you'd think they'd discovered a cure for cancer they're so full of their own self importance. Has no one at the BBC stopped for a minute and thought, 'hang on, this lot really are a shower of cnuts'. I've known African dictators with more humility.
"I've known African dictators with more humility"
Class Nemisis Jones, class.
I had left a number of comments on this site but thought, towards the end of last year, it was going a bit quiet. It's good to hear from likeminded people.
There really needs to be some sort of movement to get him kicked off Radio 2. It's a farce that he's still got a job.
This is a man who is known for making sarcastic, obnoxious and unnecessary comments about others, based on their appearance.
I hope the ugly old fat **** explodes very soon.
I've had the misfortune of having to deal with Steve in normal life, when he's not on the radio.
I say misfortune, that's an understatement, he is a rude, selfish arrogant arse, not only that but he is aggressive.
He demands service like he's some sort of diva, he demands that no matter what he's asking for, everyone knows he's an 'international broadcaster!'
He's made other staff members cry, because he's so rude and nasty to them. Threatens broadcasting about them if he doesn't get his way.
He is a nasty, nasty man.
Fantastic! Someone that's actually met him. Tell us more, please!
Isn't it about time, he went on holiday, or was ill or both.
And take Barry from Watford with you. Oh my aching sides.
I've just discovered that this talent vacuum earns £440,000 a year! For fuck's sake.
The little chuckles when reading a weather forecast,his sycophantic interview technique,the arse lickers that he has on with him,the snippets of statements from "celebs" that he interjects with verbal nods as if its him interviewing them,the old woman? What the fuck is that all about?Does he think hes a master of ironic comedy and the big joke is hes laughing at her not with her cos hes adored by the hip young crowd and shes old and smells a bit?
Watcha got friend......?How about a punch in the face you cunt?
Heres a factoid id like to know the answer to "how much blood will Steve Wright lose if an average person throws 100 darts at his face"
£ 440,000 a year,to be paid that despite being barely good enough for Hospital radio clearly shows that the man sold his soul to the Devil in exchange to be cast into Hell and bummed by Demons with penises of fire 5000 times a day for all eternity........mind you theyll probably only manage to stand the big shithouse for a fortnight and kick him out.
I was going to set up a group just like this and see if i was not alone in being mentally repulsed by this man.........imagine my relief when i found this.
The little chuckles when reading a weather forecast,his sycophantic interview technique,the arse lickers that he has on with him,the snippets of statements from "celebs" that he interjects with verbal nods as if its him interviewing them,the old woman? What the fuck is that all about?Does he think hes a master of ironic comedy and the big joke is hes laughing at her not with her cos hes adored by the hip young crowd and shes old and smells a bit?
Watcha got friend......?How about a punch in the face you cunt?
Heres a factoid id like to know the answer to "how much blood will Steve Wright lose if an average person throws 100 darts at his face"
£ 440,000 a year,to be paid that despite being barely good enough for Hospital radio clearly shows that the man sold his soul to the Devil in exchange to be cast into Hell and bummed by Demons with penises of fire 5000 times a day for all eternity........mind you theyll probably only manage to stand the big shithouse for a fortnight and kick him out.
See im so vexed by the man ive posted the same thing twice
Binza, will you be my new best friend? 'The little chuckles when he's reading the weather'! Fucking hilarious. Come on Steve, I've been listening for nearly three hours just to find out what the lighting-up time is in my 'area' And what's with reading the headlines from local free sheets without qualifying them; 'Gate left open' shocker. Oh God he's playing the Ledo-fucking-Shuffle again.
Ca-hunt!
Agree with all the above, but who the fuck ever told the quarter-witted knobhead that "(guest name), rhymes with (random bullshit)" was even remotely amusing? That has just got to be the worst form of wasting my state-extorted protection money - the licence-fee, that I've ever come across.
CUNT!
Nemisis my friend the feeling is mutual,lets get together and form a band of radio revolutionists and storm the BBC to oust the silly fat arsehole.
Skellington? When my 3 year old son said skellington i thought it was quite funny and cute.He was 3.
Not 53 Steve.You are not funny and you are certainly not cute.
The same applies to wheezing like Dick Dastardleys dog with asthma when one of the "top" guests says something.Anything.It doesnt matter what it is they say,he tells you who they are and hes chortling his silly fat arse off.Now if i were introducing say Joe Pasquale (who seems to be on every other day) i would say here we have Joe Pasquale.No huffing out a forced laugh,it not as if hes introducing Sigmund Monkeypissle is it?
The Elaine Page impersonations....what the Christ is all that about? I think its actually quite cruel,she doesnt sit there going "im Steve Wright huff huff wheeze and im a right big fat elephants fanny" she should but she doesnt.
Factoid from the militant veggie today.....Popeye has a tattoo of an anchor on his arm.
Fuck me gently
Binza and Nemesis Jones, welcome.
Great to hear from like minded anti-Wright protesters.
The best is when some mentalist that likes the fucker stumbles across this site. Their inarticulate defence of the oaf can be hilarious. As are the bile filled responses you can post back at them. Lets keep up the good work and spread the word.
Get him off the airwaves. He's a stain.
Yours,
CovBoy
Cheers Cov.
I think the comments saying how great he is are from the silly twat himself.Switch it off if you dont like it seems to have cropped up a few times,errr no i pay a licence fee which goes towards the £440,000 this nob cheese gets paid.I will not switch it off and forget about it i will complain and keep on complaining.He should have gone years ago.A lot of big budget BBC programmes have been dropped because of poor ratings,unfortunately there is no definative method for finding out if someone actually likes what they are hearing on the radio as in a lot of cases,particularly during working hours the radio is on in the background while people are working and not giving it their undivided attention.Therefore hearing this oaf chortling away and rapturous applause bursting forth every 5 minutes,subconciously people decide that he must as good as he thinks he is.To top it all they are now shutting down 6 Music to save money.......the mind boggles
Dear blogger,
Please get a life, if you don't like mr wright's show then just don't listen. If you feel that you need an outlet to express these feelings of hatred, then just write them on a piece of paper and rip it up or something. Instead you have made a website basically just flaming Steve. How would you feel if someone did this to you? Imagine if every time you googled your own name, you got hundreds of hate comments and people insulting you and basically trying to put you down. You're pathetic. Do the rest of the world a favour and delete this website. I'm only 13 but even I can see that this is just wrong and spiteful.
That is all.
James.
James my young friend i think your comments quite clearly show what we are all saying.....if you have a big enough ego to be googling yourself then you clearly have a severe inferiority complex as well.You state that you are 13,Steve Shite also appears to be stuck around that age himself.When you get a bit older you will realise that the man doesnt neccesarily need hanging from the nearest lamp post just merely taking off the air.Im not knocking you for your age or the sincere sentiments you have expressed however we are grown ups doing grown up things and would like to be able to listen to someone slightly less self obsessed and childish as this man.
james im sure you will understand when you hit puberty that mr shite really is truly truly dreadfull
Mr Kent,
When you finally mature, then you will understand how childish you sound in that comment. I know nine year olds that could put up a better argument than you. You just sound like someone who is slightly annoyed by me and instead of putting your view forward and explaining why you may think I am wrong, you have instead resorted to insulting me. Do you actually realise how pathetic you sound (well, read)? You are acting, in my opinion, much more like an insecure 15 year old boy who has to put other people down to feel slightly better about yourself. In short, F*CK YOU!
On another point, I think Steve's a bit of a tw*t anyway, just not worthy of a whole website flaming him.
I find it odd that I have an irrational hatred towards someone I feel I have no right to hate.
I have listened to Radio 2 for a couple of months now - it's something I do on my headphones at work. Whenever he speaks, my conscience starts swearing at him. Repeatedly. Until he stops speaking. I found it strange that I had made an effort to type "hate steve wright" into a search engine to see if anyone else feels the same as me, but was relieved to see somebody else has actually set up a website because they dislike him immensely also.
I also question the sanity of anyone who could genuinely LIKE Steve Wright as a radio DJ. Indifference I will accept. But a genuine affection is just wrong.
I am delighted to see how fat and old he is. He doesn't try and come across that way on the radio. Complete fraud. But the most annoying thing is the way he laughs at things that aren't funny. It's a fake laugh. His fake enthusiasm. His voice. Just him.
I will now boycott Radio 2 until he has gone. I'm just glad I'm not on my own.
Fucking hell. £440,000 a year? Please tell me this isn't true. What a complete cunt.
Yes my friend £440,000 is correct.
He's just done another in depth probing celebrity interview with Peter Bowles.....for those unaware of this gentlemans work he was on the telly in the 70's so is an obvious choice to be grilled by a man who has no knowledge of current affairs.Im not knocking old Bowlesy he came across with a certain dignity but yer man Shitey was floundering about like a beached sea slug without his baldy mate to laugh at the rubbish coming out of his big fat mouth.He actually had the audacity to brush off Bowlesy's Marlon Brando story simply because he couldnt think of anything,not even the usual inane tripe to reply with.I think it would be a good idea to dress him in a school uniform then send that dumb bell wielding teacher round to do us all a favour.
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