Oh my God!! Did I just hear that right?

Did I just hear Steve Wright doing an impression of Paul McKenna by saying

 

“I love the sound of my own voice”

 

The words POT and KETTLE have just bounded up the 1^st flight of stairs to my office, kicked the door down, jumped across the floor, destroying three desks destroying on the way, and then proceeded to stamp all over my face for 5 minutes.

 

It beggars belief!

 

WA

 

I'm on a roll here

But do we also have to listen to 5 minutes of his theme tune before they read the news – has he really got nothing to say or is it that he just can’t be bothered to talk, so he plays that instead?

 

 

WA

 

Is it me, or is Ask Elvis on more and more?

I haven’t been keeping scientific crack of this, but isn’t the Ask Elvis slot being aired more often?

 

I’m pretty sure that this used to be Friday lunchtime only but it’s Thursday today and he’s on, and I’m sure he was on before this week.

 

I could be wrong about this, but if I’m not does it mean that they’ve finally realised that a caricature of a dead pop star answering daft questions in a reasonably funny way is far far far better entertainment than the plonkers we normally have to listen to!

 

 

WA

 

Oh please - I'm not interested in your ego!

Why, when introducing the guests coming up on his show, does Steve Wright have to try to make it sound like they’re all such great personal friends of his?

Case in point today – "And we have our good friend the Duchess of Cornwall coming on later too"

As Mr Creosote himself would say – that makes me 'feel better'

Better? I hear you ask

Better get me a bucket I’m gonna throw up!

(see Mr Creosote sketch - contains strong language!)

WA

What is it with Steve Wright and his pant pants pants pants pants pants music!!

It’s all too painful – he willingly plays the most god-awful music ever aired on the radio.

 

HEY STEVE – WE’VE ALL MOVED ON

 

Get some decent music on your show for crying out loud. Or better still give up your spot permanently for Mark Radcliff.

 

 

WA

 

Here we go - its started!

So apparently we now have a new date to put into our diary – tomorrow the Veggie comes back! Yup you got it, we’re actually supposed to enter this fact into our diaries – who the hell is going to care about that, and if there is someone then they should be sectioned!!

 

 

WA

 

Oh god - he's back

A crap week has just got a whole lot crapper!

 

 

WA

 

Spring has sprung, the grass has riz ...

Oh life is good isn’t it?

But that’s odd, my week hasn’t been especially exciting, in fact I’ve let a couple of people down this week which I hate to do. Also I lost a deal through non-action, and that deal was mine so that’s not so good!

So what is it that makes me feel quite so happy today. My rowing hasn’t been so great [I row quite regularly], I got home late last night despite assurances and promises to the contrary (which landed me deep in the proverbial).

I haven’t even started laying the patio that should now be finished and ready for the summer, and yet, strangely there is a spring in my step, a bonhomie in my general manner and I feel tip top and happy.

What could it be?

DOH – Of course!

I haven’t heard on single nauseating, sycophantic self-important comment all week – AHHHHH, No Steve Wright, what a difference this makes to the afternoons!


WA


Oh, and just for the sake of completeness...

Spring has sprung,
the grass has riz,
I wonder where de boidie is?

De boid is on da wing,
but that’s absoid
da wing is on de boid!

Have a great weekend, I know I will, Rowing – Party – Rowing, does is get any better?