Can some one please stop him!!
Is it not bad enough that we have to sit through hours of self-serving verbal diarrhoea that is the “Big Show” without it including some totally shameless and pathetic promotion of his own podcast.
Okay, for one thing anyone who would want to download a Steve Wright podcast must need some form of help as they must be part of the Care in the Community programme.
But, and this is the big but, given how truly PANTS his sycophantic interviewing technique is, why on god’s earth would you want to download a podcast of his interviews – OMG!
*BARF*
WA
posted by Wright Antidote @ 16:27
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Have you noticed that when there is a pre recorded interview with a major Hollywood celeb, it is always 'arse crawly bum lick Tim' who goes and records the interview, BUT.... every time without fail, Steve tells us what question we are going to hear Tim ask the celeb before he plays the recording.
Why cant he keep his enormous hairy gob shut, and just push the play button ???????
Also, today Steve said " I think that the Ask Elvis was the best ever"! No, sorry you ****, Ask Elvis is just not funny anymore (if it ever has been that is). I don't think comments like "yeah, there he was sitting outside the studio in full Vegas gear" is funny? does anyone out there think so? I thought a joke had to have a punchline?!!! It's so tedious and boring and been done time and time again! Taking the piss out of a dead superstar is just the lowest of the low. Someone who's a real easy target. Grow up Steve & you gang of idiots!
Wright. The very name mentioned makes my neck skin migrate to my scalp. I am so glad I am not alone in my utter disdain of this "King of Bland". If milk were in human form, it would be "The Big Show".
Oh God, I hate him so much.
He's just told a weather girl that she's "beautiful, funny and intelligent". Clearly he's never met her.
I'd get him done for attempted rape if I was ever his guest, but it would appear they love his crawly, asp-like interview technique.
I think he may be one of those woodlouse-things that went in Chekov's ear in Wrath of Khan.
He's just trying to get close enough to prominent figures to infiltrate their persons and eventually take over this green earth for his worm bretheren.
Oh God.
I hate him.
I HATE him! I can't stand the ad for his show where he says "SMASHING!" and at the end says "Let's ROCK." Why is he even trying to be cool and WHY does he call his own show "The Big Show"?!?! It's a pile of ****!
I actually thought to begin with that that's what his show was actually called but it's just his big-headedness! How annoying!! And why does he think that his singing over songs in a stupid voice is funny? And what's with the other DJs saying "oh muppet, that's such a Steve Wright word, HAA HAA HAA!" Oh he's so funny!! Using the word muppet!! I completely agree with anonymous, he and his gang of idiots should grow up.
And while I'm at it, as for Ken Bruce and Terry Wogan... what they hell are they talking about?! The first time I listened (I'm forced to at work) I actually thought that Terry Wogan was talking to himself, but he was actually talking to Ken Bruce!
KILL ME!!!
Whilst driving home from hoilday last week I had the missfortune to tune in to Radio 2, I was held in a trance by Steve Shite and the Pussy, I'd foolishly thought that his pre historic presenting style was extinct, how does this talentless turd with a hairy lip get on the air?
One thing going for him he has the face for radio, I'd like to see it grated off and force fed to him.
I'm sorry for the rant but he's just so skin crawlingly bad like a Cockroach.
This complete idiot has NOTHING to say ... his whole show is either repeating other peoples ie " as you have already heard " ( wish I had a £1 for everytime he has said that) or stuff supremely unfunny. What moron gave this **** a show !
Oh God ,I LOATHE him
GET HIM OFF the radio
I can't stand the way the factoids seem to go, with him giving a fact, followed by that other idiot, Tim, and after Tim's, EVERY bloody time Steve the prat says "And here's Janey Lee Grace!" before she gives her stupid factoid. Why does he introduce her at all, let alone by her full name every time?! It's so effing pretentious and it sickens me! And enough with the unnecessary arse licking clapping! GRRRRRRR!
Like some others here, i am forced to listen to radio 2 in work, and steve wright is the icing on the turd as far as that station is concerned.
Here is a list of the things i hate about him and his show.
• The way he thinks it's entertaining and original to sing over the songs he's playing.
• The way he seems to higher his show up louder than the other shows. As if more volume can make up for lack of talent.
• His over the top use of Jingles which seem to go on for longer than the songs.
• Unoriginal format and lack of any ideas or effort to produce a half decent and entertaining show.
• His crappy unfunny gimmicks like Ask Elvis, Old Woman, and In the Skip.
• That other bloke who is on the show thinks the answer to every problem in the world is just down to good diet and excercise.
• Factoids - basically just reading from a list of facts...
• Reading totally irrevalent headlines from local papers. for example today he told us that a funfair in Preston or somewhere is to charge £20 admission. - another time he read out that the cctv cameras in dunstable where not manned between 11-12 oclcok. Big f*cking deal!!!!! Who gives a shit!!!
• He is thick as pigsh*t
• His celebrity arse kissing
god.. i could seriously fill this page with stuff...
Morrisey had the right idea when he sang "Hang the DJ.." which, so happens to be about steve wright!
I think that if he crawled any further up the arses of the z listers he interviews he would be in danger of becoming the massive turd he already is. I know that makes no sence but nor does he.
Plus the fact that often he'll drone on about some major guest being on the show later as if they'll actually be live in the studio...only to announce at the last minute that it is in fact a prerecorded interview. What a con artist.
Hi - I've only just discovered this blog and was wondering can anyone tell me if there is anything we can actually do to register our dissatisfaction with this dinosaur DJ wasting good airtime? What's the best way to tell the BBC how crap we think he is? I just long for the times when Mark Radcliffe gets to fill in when this prat goes on holiday. Thanks - Andrew
I was driving recently and he played "when I'm 64" by The Beatles which i was listening to and really enjoying, then on the last line he sang the words When I'm 64 over it. I almost put my foot through the car radio. Does he not realise how annoying he is?
I have written "Ten reasons not to love the show" on facebook, it's a rant, check it out. The more hits it gets perhaps the BBC will take the hint!! Thanks.
The way he keeps having Dr Hilary on all the time and calling him 'gorgeous'. Are they shagging?
How he refers to any celebrity as a 'friend of ours'. I bet the celeb in question only comes in to promote something and then gets the f*ck out double quick and would rather slam their knob in a door than say they're friends with him.
Can he interview his old mate Huw Edwards one more time please!!! ...or Lulu!!!
Questions re Mr Wrong
Why has he not been interviewed about his private life as he does to others.????
Why does he need so many people on his show when others dont????
Why does he tell us about news items on a music show????
How come all his listeners say he has a great show. Has he actually got any listeners ????
Why does he always tell us about his various medical problems.
Its about time he was put out to pasture or in a skip along with Sarah Kenedy.
Quite why I am wasting my time typing this skips me for now but FFS it's only radio,there are other channels and i would much rather not listen to anything or play a tune out of my arse whilst squeezing a tight fart out than sit and listen to local stations that spend more time selling s*** than playing songs but most of all because ...
I HATE CHRIS MOYLES....GET THAT FAT T***** OFF THE RADIO TOO
Steve Wright is an absolute moron, how has he managed to get away with dishing out so much crap for so long? Are there really listeners out there who are real fans of the show? What's wrong with them FFS?
See the latest pic of him - oh dear!
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1131177/Steve-Weight-afternoon-Radio-2-DJ-piled-pounds.html
some times, when he's talking to a luvvee....like ricky gervais....if you listen carefully you can actually hear the slight stretching noise of steve wright disappearing up ricky's arse. but even better is when he disappears up his own jacksee ! which normally happens every 5 mins !
what a brilliant site, i too think steve wright is shite and would love to see mark radcliffe, the best dj on the radio take over his show. i'm a decorator and listen to the radio all day, as soon as that prick comes on i want to pack up and go home. i'm sure he makes up all the letters and emails from 'fans'. no body i know likes him- go away and take your sad posse, especially that overly worthy right on jamie lee grace
I also work in a factory, every day I am forced feed this absolute drivel.
I have to listen to four DJs during my working day;-
Terry Wogan .. inoffensive
Ken Bruce..... ditto
Jeremy Vine... Ratty horrible man but bearable.. just
Steve Wright.. What an absolute turd of a bloke.. with sycophantic Tim and Jamie "I'm the only woman to ever have had a baby" Lee Grace its dreadful beyond reproach.
Every interviewee is the best actor/actress/sportsman ever. Ask Elvis no no no no no no, the skip? WTF?? Go Steve and never darken Radio 2 again.
I don't know why he's on. He's like that packet of gravy browning at the back of cupboard that never ever seems to get thrown out even though it's well past it sell by date. I heard that he only ever reads out listeners comments if they say 'love the show'. He's just been doing mean 'impression' of fellow Radio 2 presenter Elaine Paige. It's not big, clever, funny or accurate. In fact it seems rather snide. I'm neither here nor there about Elaine Paige, but she doesn't deserve to be treated like this by a fellow colleague on national radio. No one does. I want to punch him in his stupid
80s face.
I haven't listened to his show in years, but came across this and thought I'd give it a go to see if it's as bad as you're all saying. It is appalling. The BBC has swept out the dross many times since he's been there but he always seems to hang on. I can only assume that he knows some horrible secret about one of the bosses there and has threatened to expose him or her if he loses his job. As for the business with the old woman, who is he kidding? I doubt she's much older than him - he's been around forever. And where did the other two (Tim and the other one) come from? Why are they there apart from to keep his seat warm while he pops out for a **** in between tracks, and to read stuff he can't be bothered with. What do you reckon he's doing when the music is playing? My guess is that he's kicking Tim up the **** - one kick for every time he hasn't laughed loud enough at his drivel.
I've been making formal complaints to the BBC about this oozing pustule of a man for about a year now. I have them at the point where I get individual replies, not just the form "letters" they usually e-mail to punters.
Having appeared on his "Big Quiz" twice, I can tell you that not only was that now-defunct segment of his show pre-recorded (weeks in advance), but the vast majority of his show also is. Janey "Tree Hugger" Lee Grace, Tim "Let me slip my tongue up your arse, Steve" Smith and the Old "As funny as the Ebola virus" Woman are all pre-recorded...ask yourself when anyone but Tosspot Wright speaks to Sally Boazman. Never. They're not there, other than being on disc.
While I was waiting to record my appearance on the "Big Quiz", the producer-type told me "Steve and the gang are just rehearsing and they'll do your spot after that." Rehearsing, my arse...the inane babble they were spouting as I listened (some bollocks about blueberries) was broadcast as is on the same afternoon.
His attempts at humour are testicle-witheringly bad...I've known funnier autopsies. Wright is a malignant polyp on the heaving buttock of humanity and he needs to go, preferably into an iron coffin with spikes on the inside.
And here's the link for the complaints page on the BBC website. I urge you and your entire social circle to register their feelings here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complaints_stage1.shtml
Small voctiry - SW is unexpectedly off today (16.3.09) and Richard Allinson is sitting in for him. Richard Allinson's alright...but a freshly expelled turd, still steaming in the afternoon sun, would be a welcome substitute for He With A Brain The Size Of A Lentil.
Bad news - the walking pile of puke is back today (17.3.09), armed with his pre-recorded show for another "live" presentation. Laughably, the last reply I received from the BBC's complaints department included a defence of the tag "live", as "Steve is actually in the studio between 2 and 5"...a defence as weak as a vicar's handshake.
I will say that since my barrage of complaints, he's started to say that certain interviews are pre-recorded. All we have to do now is to get him or the BBC to admit that most of the rest of the programme is, too.
Arsewipe.
And I've just submitted anotehr formal complaint about him to the BBC.
I've just sent my complaint to the beeb,
why oh why ffs does this dj play a track like baker street by gerry rafferty (which he does quite frequently) only to
1, cut the track off normally before the guitar solo
2, today he played and tried to mimic the guitar solo
the other day he cut into a song half way through to tell his audience he was eating a sandwich !
i must agree with others mark radcliffe is the way not only is he far more original but his taste in music is chosen by him and not the latest ringtone top ten.
I can't belive he still gets away with this mind-numbing and spirit-sapping stuff. The format of the show is tired, outdated and not in any way entertaining.
What is the point of his posse? Jamie Lee Grace and Tim Smith are in no way funny, interesting or engaging. Their role is limited to reading out gut-churningly pointless trivia, his "factoids" which no one of sane mind would have any interest in. I remember one of these a few years ago: "a steak is actually a cut of meat". Honest to christ, I want to kill him.
I work from home and as soon as he comes on I can feel my mood darkening and a sick feeling in my stomach. He and his posse are souless, boring and bland and so is his show. Sack him!!!
I would jus be happy if he stopped is awful singing - why the f*ck does that stupid prick insist on singing - he should be sacked for that alone - cheers steve 'love the show' - NOT
Steve Wright is fucking rubbish get rid.
Steve Wright is unintelligent, cannot read, his jokes are pueril and there is a much better show just waiting to take over.
Never mind Steve Wright. How about a website of "I hate richard allinson.com".
What a total and utter moron. No matter what he says he is skin-crawlingly irritating. I can't believe he is employed by the BBC. Part of the license fee I'm forced to pay every year goes into allinson's pocket. Surely for god's sake there must be an alternative, anyone but allinson.
I think I'm on the wrong website here... I feel about richard allinson what you all feel about steve wright...
Allinson can be a smarmy, annoying twat, but Wanker Wright makes him look like Howlin' Wolf in comparison.
Other than Mark Radcliffe and the late, great John Peel, most DJs deserve to be strung up by their thumbs for a couple of years until they promise to change their ways...or, in Steve Wright's case, until he promises to kill himself in some particularly painful, slow fashion.
His show really does grate on the nerves! i listen all day in the office, Wogan, Vine, Evans etc are all fine. What i hate the most:-
1 - news is at 2, his show starts then at 2:13 ish every day he has to repeat the news! shut it we have just heard the news 10 minutes ago.
2 - constantly announcing "Janey Lee Grace" over and over again! WHO IS SHE
3 - Ask Elvis! him and his team sit there chuckling like idiots and the whole thing is just NOT FUNNY.
4 - Just the level of useless diatribe he spouts.
Dont get me started on the old woman!
Her accent, laugh etc and she is obviously reading from a script and cant even do that well.
While the depth of hatred displayed on this page is impressive, i'm surprised no-one has singled out the execrable "Factoids" for particular abuse. What is the point of this segment? One can only assume, the whole show is a vast, elaborate, Andy Kaufman-esque parody of early nineties DJing, with it's horrendous whooping "posse" and tired fictitious "guests", but i think "factoids" are the most obvious clue to this. It's the only explanation i can think for a group of people with sub-100 IQs trying to increase MY knowledge by reading out the kind of naff circular emails i was deleting from my inbox 15 years ago. Factoids fall into 3 categories - dull, blatantly obvious, or utter bollocks. The very name hints at their uselessness, factoids - a bit like facts, but not really.
This afternoon takes the biscuit. Tim Smith (even typing his name makes me shudder) asking Steve Wright if he thinks the moon shines. Everyone knows the moon doesn't shine! I know five year olds who are aware the moon doesn't shine! It's a ball of rock, for goodness sake, what would it shine with? But then, to not add any further explanation, for the four dullards sitting at home for which that was news, is unforgivable.
Why do we have 15 hours a week of this bilge? I can only imagine that the Steve Wright portion of the complaints department has exploded under the weight of correspondance, and the top brass aren't aware of it yet. Why isn't Mark Radcliffe doing this slot all the time - witty banter, original music selection and no Tim bastard Smith, and his egregious, patronising contributions.
To the person who mentions Steve Wright's show seems to be louder than the other shows, this is because of compression due to it being pre-recorded and not live. Maybe the BBC are worried about assassination attempts if his whereabouts at certain times were known.
Another annoying thing with the show is the weekly apprentice spot and daily mention! if anyone is interested in the apprentice (which im not, its an awful programme) they will have watched it on TV. We dont want to listen to Steve dribble all over them for 20 minutes
The other day I happened to turn my car radio on as I was on my way home from work. It was still tuned to radio 2 from the evening before.
Steve and on of his moronic posse were talking about some German scientist who had done a study into which way men and women tilt their heads when they kiss (really useful stuff eh?). They were discussing the fact that 65% of males tilt to the left when his dimwitted sidekick asked "what about the women?" Steve answered that if the men tilted to the left, then the women would have to tilt to the right. They both agreed that this would have to be the case.
I mean, WTF? Neither of these morons seemed to realise that as they were opposite each other, they would both have to tilt to their left.
What a pair of total airheads!
factoid.......the man is a ticket
I hate everything about him and agree with everyone here but this "oh tim, thats not nice" PC bull**** is so annoying to me. And it always seems that he has tons of fans the way he talks and that the UK is full of a bunch of wusses who like this annoying pussyfoot drivel. Or "now we have an email from spain. Thats an hour difference right"? Is that self-deprecating or just plain stooopid ?? Or when he has a "call" and he says "hello" or "thanks for that sarah" although we all know it was pre-recorded.....He sounds ridiculous !!! I HATE HIM !!!!!
Having read everyones comments i felt great!!!! surely there must be a way to e-mail a full copy of all these comments to him on a daily bases,
Steve wright is a complete an utter geekifide ass licking mouth dripping poor excuse of a human being!
Tim bum sniffing smith is the by-product dangling fron steve wrights butt hair!
Jamei lee grace i dont think i can ever recall in my miss fortune when im forced to hear the BIG show that she never ever fails to babble on about some kind of eco friedly alturnative that she or (a friend of hers) have discoverd and its all ways better than anyone has dicoverd!
I would to see all three of these human missfits thrown into a big brother house and then they may realize just how people regard them.
Howcome everyone who "supposidly" e-mails the show is always decorating! im 100% sure he makes them all up. There surely cant be any people out there sad enough to e-mail Steve Wright telling him how they "Love the show"
God I wanna punch his face in, I hate the asshole and have to listen to his smarmy drivel every single day at work. The way he has to say his own name all the time, the way he asslicks every guest, laughing his head off even when the interview is never funny, his anal sidekicks, the way he does a bad impression of bob dylan, bob harris' and mick jagger every time he mentions thier name, the factoids, the emails he reads where every single one says 'love the show', that little jingle where he say's 'if it doesnt go duh duh duh duh duhhh it's not the big show', the annoying music choices... the whole show just makes me feel like sticking a screwdriver in my ears to dislodge my cochleas. GET THIS MAN OFF THE RADIO! Ps any chance you can set up a page for Chris Evans as well?
What about that fucking stupid webcam, what in the hell is the point of that, just so he can play that annoying segment 'this webcam is outside of the control of the bbc etc', what a turd!
Steve Wright is terrible. He suffers delusions of grandeur. He constantly repeats himself which is annoying and irritating. Is there a medical condition of "Liking the sound of your own voice" ?? Wright must suffer from this. His other team presenters are almost as bad giving opinions we dont want to hear. Certainly there laughter to nothing funny is of concern. Do they really think they are entertaining. I am not a lover of Radio 2 presenters but Wright is the worse, closely followed by Wogan.
Wright singing along with a song is UNBEARABLE it should be in breach of human rights to have to listen to it. Go away and dont come back
The whole thing should be against the Geneva Convention
Steve Wright is like that annoying kid at school who did something funny once and made you laugh, but then he continued to do the same thing again and again until the novelty value dissapeared and you just wanted to get him in a headlock or give him the worst chinese burn you could muster. Please BBC, listen to our plight, get this man off radio, pleeeeease!
HOLY SHIT, ITS 2PM AGAIN!
And that tosser Steve Wright is on the radio.
Christ will somebody take that moron of the radio pleeeeeeeeeeese.
I also hate those anoying bastards that sit with him laughing contiuously like retards at his jokes, which are utterly shit i might add.
God i hate this bastard
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SO...we hear the news on the hour. Then that moron "Wrighty" reads all the same stories out from a newspaper in between times. The man and his sycophantic crew are a complete waste of space! Honestly I'd rather listen to re-runs of DLT!!! Go! Go NOW! You twat!
This man is beyond awful, the tone is his voice is always in patronising "know it all" mode and he thinks everything he says is jaw-droppingly amazing. Same with that absolute useless idiot Tim Smith who serves no purpose but to kiss Steve's ring every 10 seconds and read out boring "factoids" in a high pitched story-telling voice like it's the most valuable piece of info you will hear in your life.
And WHY must he announce Janey Lee Grace everytime she opens her pathetic gob. I hate them all, there are no redeeming features in his show and half the songs are cut off for him to babble on about how brilliant he and his show is or for him to sing over it, usually The Killers "Human" which he seems to play every single day.
And everytime I hear "love the show!" I want to go on a mass murdering spree it makes me so angry!
And what about Zeo Ball this week covering Ken Bruce. Dare i say it she is EVEN worse than Wright. Her daily topic that she insists on ribbiting on about for 2.5 hours, today its her "tights sticking to her dress" oh my how wonderful! I just dont want to hear it!
Is there another staion out there i can tune to where i dont have to listen to 5 inutes of adverts every 15 minutes.
I am not sure if Steve Wright is naturally obnoxious or he tries very hard to achieve it. Either way I hate the experience of listening to him on the radio. Its time for him to go.
" Love the Show "is typical of saying something so often somebody begins to believe it.
Its not a show at all, but the supposed love of it is rammed down our throats all the time. No wonder I feel sick.
Christ on a bicycle-can't SOMEBODY,SOMEWHERE do SOMETHING about this total fuckwitted excuse for a broadcaster before my supply of blood pressure tablets runs out? Surely the Mafia must be open to reasonable offers. Failing that,could we not find some way of focusing the concentrated waves of hatred on the delusional twat and projecting him into a black hole somewhere beyond the Crab nebula.
Lurve the show! fuck off
Lurve you loads! fuck off
Also i dont want to know about the Grimsby evening news, or the Yorkshire evening news. Stop padding your show with utter gutter snipe rubbish.
FACTOIDS
The nblue whale is the largest living animal on Earth!
Really? who is this show broadcast to, primary school kids! we dont need you to tell us this Steve / Janey Lee Grace.
Fuck off
Since when did "herello" become a joke? Im mean hello but his horrid accent sounds like "herello"
he says it every day in a way like he is expecting every listner to be rolling about laughing. Well Steve, im not laughing.
And my latest hate! the pile of garbage we have to listen to daily about the BBC fucking webcam! its not funny Steve, no matter which celeb or silly voice is used! ITS JUST NOT FUNNY
Jonathan Ross gone, Terry Wogan gone (unfortunately temporary) Can we have a Hat Trick.... Steve Wright GONE PERMANENT
I don't mind Steve and his crew but what I don't like is Barry from Watford lifestyle guru - was an idiot I can't stand that bloke - why do we give them airtime - some old geezer spouting off about a load of crap!
Oh my god Ask Elvis is back *DIES*
IMO Steve Wright is great.
Great guests, funny at times, I love Ask Elvis.
I don't know what other people have against him.
What exactly is funny about ask Elvis?
WHAT?
I see someone posted that "Wrighty" (Oh! He's just one zany guy!) has delusions of grandeur....nearly correct...the man has delusions of ADEQUACY! Don't know about you Steve, but I've got the memory span of a goldfish and really require you to re-iterate what has just be said on the news imediately after it ends. Cutting edge radio that. Reading out from the newspaper. Also. Learn to read you moron! Also a passable knowledge of UK geography would be nice. If it ain't within the M25 he hasn't a clue. Get this brainless, self obsessed, unfunny, inane, anachronistic idiot off the air. Move Simon Mayo into his slot and save us all.
I see someone posted that "Wrighty" (Oh! He's just one zany guy!) has delusions of grandeur....nearly correct...the man has delusions of ADEQUACY! Don't know about you Steve, but I've got the memory span of a goldfish and really require you to re-iterate what has just be said on the news imediately after it ends. Cutting edge radio that. Reading out from the newspaper. Also. Learn to read you moron! Also a passable knowledge of UK geography would be nice. If it ain't within the M25 he hasn't a clue. Get this brainless, self obsessed, unfunny, inane, anachronistic idiot off the air. Move Simon Mayo into his slot and save us all.
worth saying twice I think you'll agree! (Sorry)
I stumbled across this and read a bit out of curiosity .
Have you tried the OFF button on your audio device?
That way you don't have to listen to Steve Wright.
Get a life and put all your efforts into something far more worthwhile.
Or does that involve to much effort and free thinking.
The cheek of Mr anon above!
Get outta here, i stick with R2 as i dont have to listen to 20 minutes of insurance adverts in every 1 hour listening time and also dont want to listen to R1 talk about themselves all day. If there was another radio station with no adverts and a poisonous BBC agenda i would tune in.
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